There needs to be a superhero condom advert.
WOULD IRON MAN GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SUIT?
WOULD CAPTAIN AMERICA GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SHIELD?
WOULD THOR GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS HAMMER?
NEXT TIME YOU HERO UP, MAKE SURE YOU USE PROTECTION.
WOULD IRON MAN GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SUIT?
WOULD CAPTAIN AMERICA GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SHIELD?
WOULD THOR GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS HAMMER?
NEXT TIME YOU HERO UP, MAKE SURE YOU USE PROTECTION.
-Enter dork mode.- Actually, in the comic verse that they decided to kill Cap in….HE ACTUALLY FORGOT HIS FUCKING SHIELD.